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"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)


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"Dad was, is and always will be one of the kindest, most generous, gentlest souls I’ve ever known, and while there are few things I know for certain right now, one of them is that not just my world, but the entire world is forever a little darker, less colorful and less full of laughter in his absence. We’ll just have to work twice as hard to fill it back up again." - Zelda Williams

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Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

Dapper as hell. Mini mogul in the making.


I mean seriously, the kid is smart, handsome and I think the word swag was created just for him. Some people have it all. You go Son!!!!

Parenting will always take it over the top. See the potential. Allow for the potential. You would be amazed how many fabulous children are out there that do not get the “YES” from their parents and the support to be “Magnificent”. So Mummy gets kudos too for a job well done. Parents do determine the trajectory. The key lesson has been set, may he grow from this. Not particularly worried. He’ll be fine.

My heart is melting.