I’m going to stare forlornly at you until you pet me
Oh, did you need an article from these folders I’m sitting on? Tough.
Fine, I’ll just sit over here on these other papers
Eh, I’m bored. Pay attention to meeeee
Fine, I’m just gonna park myself in you lap then.
Oh, you only got up for a minute and now you need your chair back?
Tough luck bitch, I ain’t moving
Lmaoooo this is hilarious